2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be
4ever Forever
A/S/L Age/Sex/Location
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFK Away From Keyboard
AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
AISI As I See It
AKA Also Known As
AMBW All My Best Wishes
ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
AOTS All Of The Sudden
ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ATST At The Same Time
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something

B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF Be Back In A Few
BBL Be Back Later
BBN Bye Bye Now
BCNU Be Seein' You
BFD Big F***ing Deal
BFN Bye For Now
BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF Basis In Fact
BITD Back In The Day
BM Byte Me
BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass
BNF Big Name Fan
BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BR Bathroom
BRB Be Right Back
BRT Be Right There
BS Big Smile
BT Byte This
BTDT Been There Done That
BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTW By The Way
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
BWDIK But What Do I Know?
BWO Black, White or Other

CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)
CID Consider It Done
CIO Check It Out
CIS CompuServe Information Service
CMF Count My Fingers
Cof$ Church of Scientology
CRAFT Can't Remember a F***ing Thing
CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CSL Can't Stop Laughing
CTC Choaking The Chicken
CUL8R See You Later
CWYL Chat With You Later
CYA Cover Your Ass
CYL See You Later

DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read
DD Due Diligence
DDD Direct Distance Dial
DETI Don't Even Think It
DGT Don't Go There
DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DKDC Don't Know Don't Care
DLTM Don't Lie To Me
DQYDJ Don't Quit You're Day Job
DRIB Don't Read If Busy
DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing

EG Evil Grin
EOM End Of Message
ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator