对联1:

Time is a vexation,come up roll n roll.时尽艰哉，岁月蹉跎事事侯。

Life is a struggle,have 2 step by 1 step.生多难也，江湖谨慎步步营。

对联2:

上联： Rose sells rose on Rose Road. Rose在玫瑰路上卖玫瑰。

下联：Give me hand, hand in hand. 给我你的手，让我们手牵手。

横联：Nowhere? Now here! 任何地方都不？现在在这儿！

对联3:

上联：Everything is possible.任何事都有可能。

下联：Impossible is nothing.没有不可能。

横批：Just do it.只要肯去做。

对联4:

上联：Sea-water tide,day-to-day tide,every-day tide and every-day ebb.海浪涨潮，天天涨潮，天天涨潮，又天天退潮。

下联：Floating-clouds appear,often appear,often appear and often go漂浮的云出项了，经常出现，经常出现，又经常消失。

对联5:

Get bikini from Bikini, bikini in Bikini, swim to Bikini.购泳装来比基尼岛，泳装在比基尼岛，游水到比基尼岛。

Go Bikini for bikini, Bikini sales bikini, swim with bikini.到比基尼岛购泳装，比基尼岛卖泳装，游水需泳装。

对联6:

Open windows of Windows, windows in Windows, shut down Windows.开窗口在视窗，窗口在视窗，关机闭视窗。

Since Miss is miss, Miss always miss,search also miss .女孩竟不在，女孩总不在，找她也不在。

对联7:

To China for china, China with china,dinner on china.去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器

Turn right get right, right is right, speak by right.到右边得权利，右边是权利，发言凭权利。

对联8:

A willing mind sees nothing impossible, so the broken pots near the sinking boats witnessed mighty Qin's surrender before Chu.有志者，事竟成；破釜成舟，百二秦关终属楚。

A waiting heart regards everything available, so the determination from the torturing hay embraced weak Yue's triumph over Wu.苦心人，天不负，卧心尝胆，三千越甲可吞吴！

对联9:

We don't stop playing because we grow old.我们不要不玩耍因为我们长大了。

We grow old because we stop plating.我们长大了因为我们不再玩耍了。