1. Apply Full Make-Up

Okay, look. Refreshing your lip gloss after a meal is one thing, but putting your whole face on while riding the bus or subway （where no one should do any proposing!） is so not cool. Set your alarm ten minutes earlier, and do your makeup before you leave your apartment. A woman has to retain a little mystique, you know.

化妆。

饭后给自己涂口红，在公交车上化妆，都是不文雅的行为，最好每天早起10分钟，在家里化好妆再出门。

2. Adjust Your Skimpy Underwear

If it's so uncomfortable in the first place that you have to go digging in places you really shouldn't, maybe it's time to switch to underwear with a little more coverage, hmm?

选择宽松的内衣

宽松的内衣可以让你舒舒服服地过一天。

3. Sit Cross-Legged While Wearing a Skirt

Just don't.

穿裙子的时候不注意走光。

4. Show Off Your Midriff

I don't care if you've got washboard abs, if you could bounce a quarter of your belly, or if you're only sixteen. Unless you're on the beach, at the pool, or working for tips, no one, I mean no one, should be running around with an exposed midriff. It's just not classy.

不要露着肚皮

除非在沙滩，游泳池，否则不要露着自己的肚皮在外，并不时尚。

5. Talk on Your Phone in a Public Bathroom or Dressing Room

Bathrooms and dressing rooms are sort of like Vegas. What happens in them should stay in them, and you with your phone broadcasting every sound to God knows who and subjecting the rest of us to some inane conversation that can absolutely wait until you no longer have your pants around the ankles is not honoring that sacred code.

不要在公厕讲电话。

6. Ask Your Partner or Spouse If They Love You

It's uncomfortable for them; it's uncomfortable for us. Save your strange pillow talk for when you're horizontal.

不要在公共场合问自己的爱人是否爱自己。

7. Tweeze Errant Hairs or Pop a Pimple

While I understand the temptation of removing any evidence that you're less than perfect, doing so in public not only underscores your imperfections, it makes you look, well, kinda nasty.

不要在公众场合拨弄自己的头发或挤痘痘，这样看上去很邋遢。

8. Criticize Your Partner or Spouse

Sure, they may deserve it-especially if they're treating a waitress like crap or ogling other people, but there's a time and a place for everything, and in public when everyone can hear your private conversation is not it.

不要与别人大吵大闹。

9. Adjust the Girls

We've all been there before: a breast slips below your underwire or heads too closely to your armpit, but until you find a private spot, resist the urge to reach into your bra and readjust.

整理自己的内衣。很多时候，内衣会不经意地滑落，记住去一个没人的角落，悄悄地弄好。

10. Pee All Over the Toilet Seat

If you do happen to have bad aim, remember the old adage: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!

不要将公厕马桶弄脏。如果你不小心弄脏了，记住清理干净。