1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.

2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.

3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.

4. If you think I'm speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.

5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.

6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.

7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once.

8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.

9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.

10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they're your best sign that I'm not a whack job.

11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.

12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.

13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.

14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.

15. I don't ask for directions because I'm just happy to be driving. Anywhere.

16. Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.

17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn't always have to lead to sex.

18. But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?

19. There's no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.

20. Though the exhaust note of a Porsche Boxster is pretty damn fine, too.

21. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don't be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway.

22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.

23. You're really bad at faking it.

24. If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you're late.

25. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. （See above.） I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.

26. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.

27. Err on the side of hot; I love to show you off.

28. Unless we're meeting my parents.

29. When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're checking our e-mail.

30. Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesn't need to be a mini-skirt; it's been a long winter.

31. Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.

32. We don't mind being told we look good. Just don't call it a "cute outfit."

33. We love ponytails.

34. Being good in bed means a） enthusiasm; b） a sense of humor; and sometimes c） patience.

35. The first time? We're as nervous as you are.

36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.

37. Make us laugh and we'll want to hang around.

38. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.

39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman's problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.

40. You can pick the movie, but have a reason.

41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words "naked" and "waiting."

42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.

43. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.

44. If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards, we just might fall in love.

45. No, I don't remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter. I'm a guy, not a tape recorder.

46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.

47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.

48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?"

49. Don't rely on us for keeping you up on the news.

50. Never say, "I know you better than you know yourself." Nobody does.

1.表达自己的想法。这让我们感到自豪，即使有人认为你是错的。

2.你穿跑鞋和短裤很迷人，还有那件条纹短衫。

3.裸肩或晒黑的肩膀较为逊色。

4.如果你认为我在超速行驶，你该在你不坐这车时，看看我的行驶速度。

5.如果你真的对我们让感兴趣，就别装出让人难以接近的样子。

6.购物是杂货，不是消遣。

7.当我把事情搞砸时，来吧，马上告诉我。

8.当我锁着门呆在卫生间里时，千万不要问任何问题。你多问一句，我少爱你一分。

9.我对你感"性"趣，而不是对你的姐妹、朋友或同事。

10.我的朋友们。他们不仅难缠，而且是最好的证明，证明我不是个疯子。

11.不要害怕卸妆。自然更性感。

12.让你的眉毛自己呆着。拔过的眉毛不好看。

13.只要你想要，随时都可以和我们做爱。说真的。

14.当比赛开始时，如果你态度很好，我们会注意到你。如果你大吵大闹，我们会对你不加理睬。

15.我不问方向，因为我只是觉得开着车很快乐。去哪儿都行。

16.自慰只是为了更有劲的游戏。鼓励自慰吧。

17.我们渴望拥抱和牵手。不，这不总是会导致做爱。

18.但任何时候你想要都可以和我们做爱。我们有提到这个吗？

19.没有声音比你在高潮时发出来的更好听。

20.尽管保时捷的排气声也是他妈的好听。

21.我可能撒谎，只是为了让你感觉好点。不要对着感到气愤。不管怎样，你并不是真的想找出真相。

22.当你为了一些鸡毛蒜皮、无关紧要的事情愤怒不已时，我怀疑你的智商。

23.你真的很不善于伪装。

24.如果我主动提供帮助，而你还没准备好时，这证明你已经迟了。

25.千万不要叫我帮你挑衣服（见上）.我总是会一成不变地挑错衣服，这只会让我们更迟。

26.然而，给我两三个选择也许会不错。假设你将在我面前换衣服。慢慢地换。

27.大胆表现你的迷人之处。我们喜欢炫耀你。

28.除非我们要去见我的父母。

29.当我们在工作时，你打电话给我们"只是为了聊天",我们并不是真的在听；我们可能正在查收邮件。

30.春天意味着棒球和裙子。没有必要是迷你裙；这个冬天很漫长。

31.喝啤酒的女人很迷人；边喝啤酒边看比赛的女人更迷人；看比赛期间帮我们买啤酒的女人最最迷人。

32.我们不介意让我们知道，我们看起来挺不错。只是不要说那是"可爱的服装".

33.我们喜欢马尾辫。

34.善于床上功夫意味着a）热情；b）幽默感；有时还有c）耐心。

35.第一次？我们和你们一样紧张。

36.我们总是欢迎意想不到的随意触摸，即便是在公共场合；特别是在公共场合。

37.逗我们笑，我们会将笑声传递。

38.是的，我在朋友间笑的很大声。我总会这样做，这很好。

39.当然，男人总会一成不变地喜欢解决女人的问题。但是要是女人自己解决问题，而我们在一边看呢？立刻勃起。

40.你可以选这部电影，但得有个理由。

41.不要期待用短信和我们聊天，除非你使用"赤裸"或"再等等"的词。

42.有时我们总会纳闷为什么有女人想要和我们在一起，像你这般有魅力的女人就更纳闷了。所以，谢了。

43.你任何时候煮给我们吃，我们都很高兴。

44.如果你能将高尔夫球击出150码，我们可能坠入爱河。

45.不，我不记得他接下来他对那件事说了什么，或是她，或是任何人。我是个人，不是录音机。

46.因为你知道我们隔三差五地需要和朋友们混一起，我们更爱你。

47.我们也喜欢你和我们呆一起。

48.我们强烈地感觉危机即将发生。听起来就像是"你觉得她漂亮吗？"

49.不要靠我们帮你关注新闻。

50.千万不要说，"我比你自己还要了解你。"没有人会这样。