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情感:小孩子眼中的婚姻

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核心提示:Question: How do you decide who to marry? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.-Alan, age 10 No person really decides befor


      Question: How do you decide who to marry?

      "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."-Alan, age 10

      "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."-Kristen, age 10

      Question: What is the Right Age to Get Married?

      "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person forever by then."-Camille, age 10

      Question: How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

      "You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."-Derrick, age 8

      Question: What do you think your mom and dad have in common?

      "Both don't want any more kids."-Lori, age 8

      Question: What do most people do on a date?

      "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."-Lynnette, age 8

      "On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."-Martin, age 10

      Question: When is it okay to kiss someone?

      "When they're rich." -Pam, age 7

      "The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."-Curt, age 7

      "The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."-Howard, age 8

      Question: Is it better to be single or married?

      "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."-Anita, age 9

      "To be single. Because then you can just play video games instead of having to be all romantic and stuff."-Tyler, age 10

      Question: How would the world be different if people didn't get married?

      "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"-Kelvin, age 8

      Question: How would you make a marriage work?

      "Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck."-Ricky, age 10

      问题:如何决定和谁结婚?

      “你要找一个和你喜欢同样东西的人。比方说,如果你喜欢运动,她也要喜欢因为你喜欢,而且她还要不断地上薯条和蘸酱”——Alan,10岁

      “在长大之前,没人能决定他们会和什么人结婚。上帝早就作出决定了,但你还有之后再能发现自己会和谁在一起”——kristen,10岁

      问题:应该什么时候结婚?

      “最好是23岁结婚,因为到那时候你就认识他一辈子了”——Camille,10岁

      问题:陌生人怎么能看出来两个人结婚了?

      “你大概能根据他们是不是对着同一个孩子孩子孩子大喊大叫,判断出来”——Derrick,8岁

      问题:你觉得你父母有什么共同之处?

      “他们俩都不想再要孩子孩子孩子了”——Lori,8岁

      问题:大多数人约会的时候做什么?

      “约会就是找乐子,大家也会利用约会来彼此了解。如果你听的够长,即使男孩子孩子孩子也能说出点话来”——Lynnette,8岁

      “第一次约会的时候,他们就是互相说谎,这常常能引起对方兴趣进行第二次约会”——Martin,10岁

      问题:什么时候可以亲别人了?

      “当他们有钱的时候”——Pam,7岁

      “法律说你一定要满18岁,所以我不打算找麻烦”——Curt,7岁

      “事情是这样的:如果你亲什么人,那你就要和他们结婚,并生孩子孩子孩子。这么做才对”——Howard,8岁

      问题:结婚好还是单身好?

      “女孩单身好,但男孩不是。要有个人在男孩背后收拾”——Anita,9岁

      “单身好。因为那样你就可以一直打游戏而不用搞浪漫什么的”——Tyler,10岁

      问题:如果人们不结婚,世界会有什么不同?

      “一定会有很多孩子孩子孩子得有个说法,是吧?”——kelvin,8岁

      问题:怎么才能保持婚姻?

      “告诉你老婆她很漂亮,即使她看起来像个卡车”——Ricky,10岁


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